Dutch Bastard


in simplicity, a fatherless dutchman, a dutch pedophile, a dutch h-m-, or johan van der sm-t, “goldmember.”
golmember is known as a dutch b-st-rd, and in extremely f-ggish actions, a crazy dutch b-st-rd. he does not have a fahza and loves gold. and t-st-cl-s. typical dutch b-st-rd
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similar to dutch oven. the act of sh-tting under someone’s bed covers and waiting for the person to lay in it while you hide and wait for the reaction.
ex1: dude1:”bro, i gave my girl a dutch oven last night.”

dude2:”please, i heard george attempted to do a dutch b-st-rd at his friends party.”

ex2: “my boss is such an -sshole. i’m thinking about giving him a dutch b-st-rd.”

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