Constiplation
con·sti·pla·tion \ˌkän(t)-stə-ˈplā-shən, 1 : to spend a vast amount of time thinking about whether or not you need or can p–p.
dude, i ate a dicey burrito this morning for breakfast, and i’ve wasted the entire last hour tied up in constiplation, i really don’t want it to hit me during the meeting.
p–pworryholicconstipatecontemplateupsettivity
to spend hours on the toilet pondering life
i had a gallon of cheese dip so i spent the rest of the evening in constiplation that great men cr-p alike.
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