constitutional masturbation
to m-st-rb-t- in a very patriotic way. often will be done while listening to the national anthem, while watching the president give a speech, or while cloaked in an american flag
guy 1: dude last night i did some const-tutional masturbation.
guy 2: theres nothing more patriotic than that, you know what ill be right back i need to go m-st-rb-t- whilte listening to the national anthem
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