construction
one of two seasons in pennsylvania, the other being winter. construction takes place between the end of february and the end of november; in spite of the m-ssive inconvenience this usually causes, most of the state’s major roads still look like sh-t.
“plenty of construction taking place between exits 22 and 56 on the pennsylvania turnpike today; if you live north of allentown and need to get to philly, you might as well walk ’cause you’ll probably get there faster”
a: “how was your drive back from pittsburgh?”
b: “well, it took me 7 hours just to get to state college because of the all the godd-mn construction, and then i blew out my tire on i-81 thanks to a pothole the size of lindsay lohan’s beef curtains. you tell me.”
the white man’s dope game.
you know, chris, construction is the white man’s dope game.
n. directions included with items such as plastic models and furniture that require some -ssembly.
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are you sure that you followed the constructions aliyah? daddy’s chair looks very wobbly.
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