constructionfuck
a major constriction in traffic flow caused by a long term road construction project in a heavily traveled region.
i was late for work this morning thanks to the major constructionf-ck between hwy 494 and 60 on interstate 35.
when your s-xual partner was a terrible piece of -ss but the groundwork was laid for some quality s-x in the future. usually with inexperienced people or virgins.
i constructionf-cked jenny last tuesday. goin back tonight to reap the rewards.
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