Consumer-Communist


a half–ssed revolutionary who manifests his/herself through protest and demanding a reduction in consumer prices. crowds tend to consist of ultra pc psuedo-totalitarian s-xually promiscuous fanatics who p-ssy out at the thought of cutting back on their consumer wants.

the proposed solutions (instead of playing by the rules of supply and demand forces, organized boycott, subst-tute good awareness) are government bailouts – in other words, subsidies for all well-to-do corporations so that they can willingly slash their prices for their upscale brand-name products.

this trend is prototypical of the post-2009 recession obamamania and the ongoing contagiousness of the cliche term, “change”.
those consumer-communist douchebags are out protesting in-front of the white house. some of them are lesbian sumo wrestlers demanding “cheaper prices on haagen-dazs ice-cream or else!”.

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