COTF
c-m on the face. to -j-c-l-t- on a peron’s face.
bob: shizzam b-tch!
ralph: what happened?
bob: i gave that chick a big old cotf!
ralph: nice man you must have blown a big load all over those gl-sses, huh?
bob: o yeah.
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