Consumermas


the reorientation of christmas from a celebration of the birth of christ to an excuse to buy needless material objects in order to swell the pocketbooks of chinese businessmen.
how did you celebrate consumermas?
i bought a big screen tv, toys for my kids they don’t need and a watch.

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