Consummating that ass
to f-ck your newly married partners -sshole with a c-ck/strappon so hard they quite literally feel it for weeks.
~person one~ hey i was totally consummating that -ss last night, she/he was screaming so loud we got kicked out of the hotel.
~person two~ oh sh-t is she/he okay?!
~person one~ yeah but i don’t think she/he’ll be sitting any time soon.
#-ss #-n-l #-n-l destruction #pain #marriage
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