Early Bird Smash


a process in which one isolates him or her self for one night, abandoning sleep and guaranteeing a h-llish next day, in the name of doing all homework, studying, or stressful, pressing matters, in a burst of tired glory. not recommended for amateurs.
my first early bird smash this semester was yesterday. today was h-ll but i finished 6 -ssignments and aced a physics test.

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