cont

the north wales slang for c-nt! and they say it for no reason half the time. it’s not necessarily an insult always.
“hey! you ok cont?”
“watcha doing cont?”
“g-d he’s a cont”

but obviously in welsh!
a woman at any given convention who is acting like a complete and utter c-nt.
the security woman who refused to allow people into hall h at comic con was acting like a huge cont.
a short version of continued
she con’t down the stairs to get the jar.
also used as a prelude/warning to an action performed by an individual.
here’s comes the cont train baby! woo woo woo!!

you have to cont it right there!!

feel the pain you cont!
‘contact lenses’, the word has been truncated but still retains the allophonic morpheme of ‘s’ to denote plurality.
you better take your conts out before you go to bed, or they’ll float to the top of your eyelids and get stuck. you’ll need a pair of tweezers to pull them out.
the northern ireland culchie (country folk) pr-nounciation of ‘c-nt’
ohhhhh tha cont!
once a cont, always a cont!
that wee fella’s a cont so he is
a more refined, sophisticated way of saying controller.
‘dude my cont is so much cooler than yours’

‘no way dude mine’s got vibrating feature built in’