contarded


contarded: adjective.
it’s the replacement word for r-t-rded, because r-t-rded is an insult to people who have mental r-t-rdation. people who are actually r-t-rded feel sad when people use this word to tell others that they are stupid or dumb. so, by using contarded, you wil not insult other people.
“hey joe ike, i thought that hannah montana and miley cyrus were two different people!.”

“ugh, ricardo! you are so contarded!”
-to be drunk and blazed all at the same time.

-to be able to see sp-ceships on bankhead.
-to be contarded you must be in between drunk and high, but without all the stumbling. so dont worry about hooking up with a nasty b-tch (ex.katerina).
confused and r-t-rded.
omg, she is soo contarded
constepated and r-t-rded put together
she so contarded, i hate her.
a word used to insult someone. it means a constipated r-t-rd mostly used when someone is acting stupid… or their constipated.
omg becky your so contarded today!

a combination of being conceited and r-t-rded.
britney spears is so conceieted. thinks she’s so hot when she’s just a has been wh-r-. she’s r-t-rded too, who lets a baby sit in their lap while they’re driving. man, she’s so contarded.
of being contorted and/or r-t-rded
diving off that bridge was really “contarded”!!!

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