Contemporary vernacular
a current mode of speaking that may confuse others who are not familiar with the current events and trends in society.
“we lurked out in the streets for a few hours but then she told me to come over so i came through cause it’s really nothing.”
“i have no idea what you said i am having a hard time grasping your contemporary vernacular.”
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