continental drift

in which a person’s boxer shorts fall down off of their waist completely while their jeans remain perfectly in place.
i was walking down the street one day when i experienced some amazing continental drift. i felt free.
when people of an extremely large size get off their -ss/couch and make it out of the house to adventure into the world.
guy 1: hey you see how fat that person is? im suprised theyre not at home eating their face off.

guy 2: yeah im suprised too. we got a serious case of continental drift.

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