continuous improvement


a made up phrase used to justify the fact that you f-cked up and now need to fix it.
the boss screams, “dave! how did you manage to delete the entire database?”
“not my fault man, the system let me do it. someone should fix that.”
boss replies, “you created it.”
dave answers, “continuous improvement, we will add it to our projects list and get to it next year sometime.”

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