Contra Alto Clarinet
contra alto clarinets are tall deep e flat clarinets. they are by far the best clarinet because they are rich and deep and make an awesome b-ss section. they’re way better than baritone saxophones because, they just are.
crazy clarinet players that play a bunch of instruments love to play the contra alto clarinet and when their teacher gives them some music for it, they get very excited.
contra alto clarinets are reed instruments. a reed is a piece of plastic or bamboo that vibrates when air goes over it and it creates sound. a reed is kind of like one of those sticks doctors put on your tongue.
since the instrument is so tall, you have to sit on two chairs or even a stool sometimes. it makes you feel powerful like a king or queen. you dominate the whole band.
wow, what instrument is she playing? oh thats a contra alto clarinet.
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