Contra Code
(s-x act) while performing oral s-x on a woman, the tongue manipulates the cl-toris like a joystick moving up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right- the same directional commands used in the infamous “99 lives” cheat in the old 80’s nintendo game contra. since the same cheat works in the cl-ssic castlevania, this could also be referred to as the castlevania code, or even “contralingus”.
“i had my face in her crotch for a good ten minutes, but once i entered the contra code she squirted so hard i saw it arc right over my shoulder”
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