contraception face
someone so ugly that even the mere sight of their face is a method of birth control. that is, they are so physically unattractive that they will probably never have s-x.
“oh my god, did you see how ugly that guy was?”
“yeah, what a contraception face!”
or:
“you’re so ugly your face is a contraceptive!”
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