Contractor’s Kit
while most people would think that a contractor’s kit might consist of a hammer, nails, and maybe a saw to start with, the truth is that these things are of secondary value to most general contractors. the real contractor’s kit, which can be found in the back of any work van or truck on any jobsite across the country, consists of the three general contracting essentials: a 30 pack of beer, a fifteen ft. length of rope, and a smith and wesson with one bullet as a backup. usually used to describe your displeasure with a certain scenario or certain circ-mstances.
ex. 1. “hey joey you wanna go to that party over that broad’s house tonight?”
“ya sure, but if she talks to me im gonna go out back and string up the contractor’s kit.”
ex. 2. “hey matty what you doin this weekend?”
“i dunno not much probly just gonna string up the kit off the side of the tobin bridge after work you wanna come?
while most people would think that a contractor’s kit might consist of a hammer, nails, and maybe a saw to start with, the truth is that these things are of secondary value to most general contractors. the real contractor’s kit, which can be found in the back of any work van or truck on any jobsite across the country, consists of the three general contracting essentials: a 30 pack of beer, a fifteen ft. length of rope, and a smith and wesson with one bullet as a backup. usually used to describe your displeasure with a certain scenario or certain circ-mstances.
ex. 1. “hey joey you wanna go to that party over that broad’s house tonight?”
“ya sure, but if she talks to me im gonna go out back and string up the contractor’s kit.”
ex. 2. “hey matty what you doin this weekend?”
“i dunno not much probly just gonna string up the kit off the side of the tobin bridge after work you wanna come?
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