Contrails
the science and pseudoscience of contrails and chemtrails.
i saw the coolest thing written in contrails one day, the realized i always wanted to write notes in the sky for fun like:
suck my egg
b-tches were created by a d-ck with a trick;)
he touched my feathered self
she took a dump for all to see
hearts are for hopeless sissy’s
get some, then give some more
balder men dash to corvets
did you just look at my t&a
my wide load gets you high
reality is for suckers and f-ckers
skit happens
your -n-l retention has no bounds. how do you hold all that sh-t inside?
can i put your man in a dress and call him suzie q, with an eye for my pooh!
adam said, “baby you take the first bite, ” as he thought to himself, if thiers any bugs in that she’ll choke on it first
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