Contrails


the science and pseudoscience of contrails and chemtrails.
i saw the coolest thing written in contrails one day, the realized i always wanted to write notes in the sky for fun like:

suck my egg

b-tches were created by a d-ck with a trick;)

he touched my feathered self

she took a dump for all to see

hearts are for hopeless sissy’s

get some, then give some more

balder men dash to corvets

did you just look at my t&a

my wide load gets you high

reality is for suckers and f-ckers

skit happens

your -n-l retention has no bounds. how do you hold all that sh-t inside?

can i put your man in a dress and call him suzie q, with an eye for my pooh!

adam said, “baby you take the first bite, ” as he thought to himself, if thiers any bugs in that she’ll choke on it first

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