ContraRage


when statements made in media or in private induce rage because of a contadictory statement to what someone has said before.
cleatus: i don’t need big government making health decisions for me.
jeff: aren’t you pro-life?
cleatus: yeah but its different…
jeff: fuuuuuu…that causes so much contrarage you just dont understand.

me watchin britney circa 2008: “…womanizer, womanizer, i know what you are baby…”
me watchin britney spears circa 2009:”…1,2,3, not only u and me but im caught in between…”
“honey change the channel or i am going to have a contrarage attack.

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