Cool Crunch


-to eliminate the fun from a situation.
-to crunch someones cool is to remove their cool, rendering them cooless and unable to preform any cool tasks, such as to pick up a girl, hold a gun or do a back flip.
-a cool crunch generally creates an aura commonly referred to as the crunch aura. this aura effects the people within a 5 meter radius. if someone is infected by this aura, there cool has been crunched.
don’t go to close to that guy he’s pr-ne to crunching cool.
that guys crunch aura is enormous,he could have made elvis do paperwork.
i don’t want to go out with him again, he’ll just cool crunch us into playing risk or playing game boy.

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