Contridicted
the past term of contridict – to have gone against a statement or belief.
jager told his friends he would never have s-x because of his religious beliefs. two hours later he was found in the bathroom making love to a girl.
joe told karhi he was going to order pizza, and instead ordered chinese take-out.
bob told karren that he would never steal. an hour later bob was caught shoplifting at the mall. karren told bob that he contridicted himself.
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