something planned to look spontaneous
bill sounded so contrived when he pleaded not guilty
something produced to look “all new” and sh-t but having the same content and atmosphere about it. these things are but are not limited to: actors, comedians, designers, tv shows, music, toys, appearance, s-xual activity, even so much as a state of mind.
” i don’t know, man…everything in our culture in this day and age is so contrived.”
“pixar and dreamworks movies are very contrived”
“hipsters actually are extremely contrived.”
- cordle gin
the act of whipping before you p–p bob- “hey honey do we have any toilet paper?” sue- “just go ahead and cordle gin it”
when you get so bored, you turn stupid. uh, i’m so bored, i forgot my real name…
shortened for “f##king hook” use with “off the”. that thing is off the fhook!
- dome chain
an apparatus, usually acquired in an illegitimate manner, which sets parameters as to one’s personal vicinity and likeness; while also adding a healthy dose of ‘thug’ to the wearer brother was all wild n’ crazy, had his dome-chain strapped on h-lla tyght!
- dome cover
condom a device used to prevent babies nay std’s use a dome cover if you dont want to knock up a ho bob’s dome cover broke while jab’ing it (gloria) i dumped my used dome cover onto her face. huaaat a hat or something that will cover your head or “dome” hey put your dome […]