contrived


something planned to look spontaneous
bill sounded so contrived when he pleaded not guilty
something produced to look “all new” and sh-t but having the same content and atmosphere about it. these things are but are not limited to: actors, comedians, designers, tv shows, music, toys, appearance, s-xual activity, even so much as a state of mind.
” i don’t know, man…everything in our culture in this day and age is so contrived.”

“pixar and dreamworks movies are very contrived”

“hipsters actually are extremely contrived.”

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