a s-xual position where the female puts noodles in her v-g-n- and the man eats them out, he then proceeds to wrap remaining noodles around his toe and put it in the woman’s -n-s.
shes getting the control point tonight
- personal thanksgiving
started in philadelphia, pa in 2013 in response to shopping and traveling ruining regular thanksgiving. it takes place the sat-rday after thanksgiving and black friday. you buy a turkey for yourself (>8lbs) and make all the fixins. it is a day/meal for no guests and you have to be at home. you can share, but […]
a temporary break from sanity where the person feels the urge to pinch cheeks with reckless abandonment. grandma suffered another bout of cheekosis when meeting her grandson, justin
another name for a d-ld-. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) she really wanted that big, shiny, pink elecd-ck for christmas.
is a name for a fat kid look at that bellabo
- oh sh*t me d*cks on fire
when you’re on enough drugs to use this sentence. mcquack: ‘oh sh-t! me d-ck’s on fire!’ megan: ‘get lewis to blow it out ;)’ mcquack: ‘-_-