a previous boyfriend who obsesses over a past companion and has regular inquiring contact with the ex companion.
the controlling ex boyfriend asks where you are, where you’ve been, why you cant come over and/or hang out, why you cant stay the night, who you’ve been hanging out with. the controlling ex boyfriend might not believe you when you tell him anything…he’s always suspicious that you’re not being honest even when you’re being completely or brutally honest. he may demand you spend the night and when you tell him you cannot (for whatever reason….its truly none of the controlling ex boyfriend’s business), no matter what you tell him….he suspects you’re lying and have other plans….most likely hookup plans with someone else.
controlling ex boyfriend: where are you?
the victim boyfriend or girlfriend: im at work…i picked up a double shift today.
controlling ex boyfriend: really? because i asked your coworker and she said you didnt work until later today
the victim boyfriend or girlfriend: well,……like i said i picked up a double shift
controlling ex boyfriend: all i’ve ever asked from you is the truth
the victim boyfriend or girlfriend: im at work…sorry you think im elsewhere
controlling ex boyfriend: (calls the victim boyfriend’s work just to make sure he/she is actually at work)
a guy that breaks up with you because he can’t handle your independence and then still calls you to try to tell you what to do and makes you feel bad for being single and having a life
bob “let me talk to him. i know he’s at that party with you.”
me “no, your not going to talk to him. you’re such a controlling ex-boyfriend.”
- tongue loving
use of the tongue to pleasure another by orally stimulating various orifices or body parts. hey jimmy, i just got out of the shower. you wanna give me some tongue loving?
- loose gooch
the definition of a loose gooch is when a guy is getting pounded in the -ss and the guy doing the f-ck-ng pulls out consecutively. the gooch is then repeatedly pounded like pizza dough with a sledge hammer. g-d, dygert gave me such a pounding i have a loose gooch. i pounded dygerts tight lil […]
- tool off
to move somewhere billy: liz tooled off to london arthur: and she tooled back. i saw her this morning! when many tools gather together to see who is the top tool did you hear that brad won the tool off against jake? he got 30 style points for his oakleys
- cool story bro, tell me the part about the dragon again.
this meme is used to make fun of peoples bs storys. dragons are not real therefore the cool story bro adds up with the dragon part. dougiewouggie – i lost my virginity to megan fox and then she sucked me off while i was asleep. stephon – cool story bro, tell me the part about […]
to get high on some xtc. mac wellz went lammic on the daily. im talkin 13-25. legend status. free mac wellzzzzzzz. 206