contused penis
also known as breaking your p-n-s
the act of pressuring the blood in your p-n-s shaft, until it rips open with internal bleeding. symptoms could be a purple swollen shaft
doctor: “looks like you have a bad case of a contused p-n-s”
abel: “i shouldn’t have rolled over
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