Conveeper


someone who purposefully kills conversations.
someone who repeatedly accidentally kills conversations.
someone who, by their mere presence, can ruin a conversation.
someone who has trouble holding a conversation for more than a few minutes.

essentially, a conversational grim reaper.

can be shortened to “veeper,” though that is even further from the original phrase.
“i was talking to my friends about this random mole that i saw in my backyard, and this douche john started talking about the mole on his arm. it’s not even the same mole!! what a f-cking conveeper. we just stopped talking and glared at him until he went away.”
“i can never seem to keep my conversations going. i’m socially r-t-rded! i’ll be a conveeper for life.”

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