convenance
noun
1- reason used by certifiable morons to justify paying $20 for a can of chef boyardee.
2- misspelling of “convenience” – possibly by certifiable morons.
3- that which is suitable, agreeable, or convenient
if you guys don’t understand why someone would pay more for an item due to convenance (a-heh! convenance stores!! a-hem!!), then i guess we now know who the real morons are.
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