Cooban
a living, breathing std. capable of spreading by mere touch. tends to be highly intoxicated, very angry, and extremely meticulous. this std will turn your skin a dark shade of brown and will cause you to have late night cravings to vaccuum the entire house.
hey cooban! we love you!
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