Convenience Crush
when you have a crush on somebody you’ve started spending a lot of time with, not because they’re particularly attractive or interesting, just because it’s convenient.
“i guess i have a convenience crush on my lab partner, he smells kind of weird, but sometimes he does my homework and i see him like five times a week.”
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- man grr
a sound effect simulating a male form of frustration that can often be textualized as “grr” or “urrrghhhhhherrrrrrrrraaaaaa;” many times “man grr” is used in bitter annoyance like walking through the bl-stering wind, or when someone has the utter audacity to aggravate another social being. bonus points if proclaimed by a female. guys dig it.
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