Convenient News Network
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the convenient news network (or cnn,) is the news channel on tv that everybody in movies watches because it always reports on exactly the thing you want to know about. this phrase was coined by cleolinda jones who writes the m15m livejournal.
famous actor: “somebody just told me about some vague interesting thing that’s important to the plot, i better turn to the convenient news network to find out more, because i just know that’s what they’ll be talking about when i turn on the tv, which, of course, is already on the exact channel i was going to watch anyway.”
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