convenient sickness disease

it’s what you get when you pretend to be sick, but aren’t.
“hey honey, want to see the new twilight movie?”
“i’d love to, honey, but -cough- i can’t. -cough- -cough- i’m really sick.”
“really? sick with what?”
“convenient sickness disease.”

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