convenient sore throat
saying that u have a sore throat so that you don’t have to say a speech or talk but also to get people to shut the f-ck up so that u can talk.
(in a school)
child shouts, ‘i am superman!’ and gets up off his sit while slowly ripping off his school uniform
teacher: little boy, you sit your -ss down!!!
students laugh at the teacher’s outburst and continue their talking.
teacher: silence cl-ss, i am not well enough for this, i have a sore throat (cough)(cough)
random student: ha ha ha what a convenient sore throat miss!
teacher: silence!!
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