Conveniently Gay
when someone in a heteros-xual relationship decides that they no longer want to be in their relationship and look for a quick escape by claiming they just realized they are gay.
(conveniently gay female to long-term male companion): i’m sorry, but i just don’t think we can keep seeing each other.
(male companion): what? the wedding is next week, did i do something wrong?
(conveniently gay female): no, my best friend just helped me realize that i am actually gay.
(male companion): that sucks…
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