Convergmas
convergmas is unwillingly celebrated by thousands of convergys employees each year on december 25th. instead of opening presents and enjoying time with their family, many convergys employees celebrate their b-st-rdized version of christmas answering phones, crying in the bathroom, and getting wallaced.
f-ck, look at my schedule. i’ll be celebrating convergmas this year.
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