conversation ninja


a third party who “ninjas” their way into a conversation they were not originally a part, usually with a comment which mean they have been eavesdropping for an extended period of time, like a ninja striking in the shadows.
jackie just pulled a conversation ninja. i didn’t even notice her before she dropped that comment about her lexus while we were talking about luxury cars.
one makes a single random comment in someone elses conversation, which ends up killing it and making it awkward for everyone else. this is similar to a ninja swiftly killing a target then exiting.
guy 1: hey, do you see that really hot chick over there?
guy 2: h-ll yea, id hit that all night!
conversation ninja: i screwed her and gave her herpes -disappears-
guy 1: oh… im gonna go now.

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