conversation rape
when an unfortunate, socially-awkward douchebag decides to engages a hapless victim in unwanted conversation. the victim is forced to carry on the conversation out of social courtesy (the very principles of which the rapist disregards). the victim is left feeling used and in need of therapy. the rapist proceeds to the next victim.
me: i think conversation rape should be illegal at school.
douchebag: really? i think so too. we should start a club. start a club with me?????? do you need help with homework?
me: …go away.
when someone unconsensually overtakes a conversation, allowing no other party to speak and most often speaking only of themselves and their past glories.
i.e. thomas talking everyone’s face off last night was such a conversation rape.
i.e. don’t get caught downstairs with p.t., he’s a conversation rapist.
when someone talks to you against your will or forces you to engage in a conversation after you have already refused.
conversation rapists usually target the same victim(s) multiple times.
i wanted to be left alone so i put on my headphones, but my coworker just talked louder so i would have to listen to her. she conversation raped me.
when someone talks about something for way too long without comprehending the social cues you are giving off that clearly explain that you are completely uninterested in what they are waxing philosophically about
while i was pity talking to my ex-boyfriend he conversation raped me for 45 minutes about his boring job
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