Converse Cool Line
the faded white line that appears in the middle of the words “all star” on the heel of old converse . the width of this line is directly proportional to your cool factor, as everyone knows cool people never have new shoes.
guy no. 1: hey bro, we should beat up that nerd over there.
guy no. 2: nah dude, have you seen his converse cool line? its like… its so wide it completely encomp-sses the universe, implodes upon itself and then is reincarnated again on the heel of his shoes.
guy no. 1: oh yeah dude, that guy’s totally cool.
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