Convict Material
a girl so ugly that the only guys who would ever think of dating her are hard up convincts who haven’t seen p-ssy in 10 years or kfc workers with acne on their face.
no wonder that girl is so jealous of her friend, she’s pure convict material.
a girl so ugly or dirty in hygiene that the only guys who would give her the time of day are convicts, jailbirds and men who work fast food jobs looking for a quick piece of -ss.
no wonder that girl is so jealous of her aqaintance who gets all quality men, she’s merely convict material.
only a convict would f-ck that used up bustdown. she’s pure convict material.
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