Convincidence
when the random nature of existence produces patterns from chaos, is grasped by the weak minded as signs of conscious design or messages from beyond.
benedict: that’s the third cartwheeling turtle i’ve seen this week, it’s an omen and harbinger of doom!
dawkins: you’re mental, it’s just convincidence.
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