convite


when you con a person into hanging out with you based on false pretenses.
i got jen to go to my party by telling her it would be a fund raising benefit which would be eligible to deduct from her community service hours if she went… shes suck a naughty girl. she’ll freak when she finds out it was a convite; hopefully she chooses to enjoy the party.

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