Convulsive Viewing


unlike compulsive viewing, this is a tv program or series that causes convulsions of the stomach, or full body. this could be a food program that has gone horrendously wrong, or any form of epilepsy-inducing imagery.
mr a: “did you catch that j-panese flashing robot cartoon cookery show last night?”
dr b: “yes, but sadly it gave me seizures and the food made me vomit… that’s what i call convulsive viewing.”

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