conway, missouri


a small little hick town along i-44 full of rednecks, stoners, and pill poppers.

the most common thing to find in conway is a can of chewing tobacco.

the rarest thing to find in conway is a girl who hasn’t lost her virginity by the age of 12.
conway, missouri. noun. a sh-t town.

“hey, man! wanna go to conway?”
“no thanks! i’d rather not be a parent at the age of 13!”

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