Conway, SC


con-way, to be conned, deceived, lied to, stolen from, deception

other definitions: sh-t, river of sh-t, p-ss, fatness, obeseness.

this town is what they spoke about, or at least inspired the whole concept of the apocalypse. seriously, famine, flood, death destruction annihilation are the things that come to mind after little more than a day spent in this town. ask any tourist (dumb enough to be) heading towards myrtle beach. conway is enroute. it is the sh-t that reminds you why a vacation to myrtle beach is only good for making you appreciate how different and better your home is.

main industries: fast food, gas stations, used car dealerships (and i mean used)
conway, sc is the gotham of the south east, and i will be batman, i will tear it a new -sshole to get rid of all the sh-t.

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