when you have a trapped bubble of air trapped in your v-lv-, l-b– or v-g-n- that is bothersome,caused by either a fart or queef. this usually occurs when either the fart or queef travels up from the -n-s or from the opening of the v-g-n- and gets trapped at the apex of the p-ssy but doesn’t release, but rather moves around. the only known remedy is squeezing your thighs together and hope the bubble pops or vigorously rub your p-ssy to release it manually.
ive got a major cooch bubble after last night’s fart fest.
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omnilingual is related to the word omniglot which denotes ability to speak all languages. omnilingual adminstrators can be a good fit for positions in the secretary of state department. 1 0 get the mug
- sick satisfaction
the feeling of pleasure at the sight of others’ misfortune, especially when it either benefits you or highlights your good qualities i get a sick satisfaction knowing that everyone in the cl-ss failed this test except for me 0 0 get the mug
- dirt puppy
a low level street criminal who believes they are more important than they are. they are usually addicted, dirty, unkempt and are of below average intelligence. look are that street urchant walking up and down the block all day looking for a way to get his fix. yea that dude is a straight dirt puppy!! […]
- selfie b*tch
girls who take m-ssively fabricated photos of themselves and frequently update them to fb, twitter or instagram to arouse men’s s-xual desire. selfie b-tch-s pose severe photo-graphical violence to social networking sites. 1 0 get the mug
- sandpaper patty
when your v-g-n- is dry and you need some lube. swing into walgreens, i need some ky jelly before i get there. she’s a sandpaper patty. 0 0 get the mug