Cooch Contusion
painful bruising that results from a smash bang fusion.
i hope your muscles warmed up, you caaan’t be lazy (get loose)
this is what i like to call smash bang fusion
gotta focus, mama don’t wanna get a “cooch contusion”
discoloration of the v-g-n- after being smanged (the combination of being smashed and banged) usually resulting with a purple color, like a bruise.
guy: “whoa girl what happened to your cooch??”
girl: “ehhhh i got smanged pretty good…”
guy: “daaaaaang girl it looks like you got yourself a cooch contusion”
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