Cooch-Cumber
when a female’s v-g-n- is too tight; thus forcing her to purposely stretch it out using a cuc-mber.
francesca: did you finally have s-x with tim?
evelyn: no, he was too big!
francesca: well you better use that cooch-c-mber again…
evelyn: good idea!
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