Cooch Lagoon


a vulgar and disgusting woman that gives off a terrible odor from her v-g-n-. the word derives from “cooch” which is a slang term for v-g-n- and “lagoon” which is usually a smelly and closed area of water.
close your legs cooch lagoon, you’re making me have nausea.

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