cooch pinch


(v) when a male (or in some cases, female) does not understand the art of “finger blasting” or “finger banging” and results in the less stimulating action, “cooch pinch”.

a cooch pinch is simply a pinching of the v-g-n-l area.
girl 1: “did that guy just finger blast you?!”
girl 2: “no, he tried, but he ended up cooch pinching me!”

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